Garidos (Animal Tsunami x Dosidos)

Garidos is the flagship creation from TerpGrowFarms — a hard-hitting hybrid bred for those who crave unrelenting gas, layered funk, and heavy resin production. This cross unites the savage garlic, chem, and deep umami funk of Animal Tsunami with the dense, frosty, and kush-cookie profile of Dosidos, resulting in a cultivar that checks every box for potency, terps, and visual appeal.

Aroma & Flavor:

Open a jar of Garidos and you’re hit with a tidal wave of savory garlic, fermented funk, chemical cleaner, and earthy kush — all sitting on a cookie dough base laced with diesel. The flavor mirrors the nose but leans slightly sweeter on the exhale, with a lingering gassy finish that coats your palate and your lungs. It’s a full-spectrum assault — from nose to chest.

Structure & Growth:

Garidos grows with solid hybrid vigor. Expect a medium-to-tall frame with sturdy lateral branching and strong apical dominance. Nodes stack tight, and flower development is aggressive by week 4 of bloom. Her stretch is moderate, around 1.5x, making her manageable in most indoor setups. She thrives in both soil and hydro, and responds well to topping, LST, and scrogging.

Bud Characteristics:

Nugs are rock-hard, round to slightly spear-shaped, and drenched in trichomes. Colors range from bright lime green to deep purples in colder temps, with vibrant orange pistils weaving through thick resin heads. Bag appeal is elite — greasy, loud, and straight up disrespectful when cured right.

Flower Time:

Expect a flower time of 56–65 days (8–9.5 weeks) depending on phenotype and environment. She performs well under both HPS and LED, and she stacks weight without sacrificing quality.

Yields:

Medium to high yields with excellent calyx-to-leaf ratio, making her a pleasure to trim. She dumps resin in hash and rosin washes, making her a potential winner for extractors as well as flower-only growers.

Effect:

The high is strong and fast-hitting — a deep, euphoric body stone with mental clarity and just enough cerebral edge to keep you functional before the couchlock sets in. Best suited for evening use, pain relief, or zoning out with a blunt of straight fire.

Grower Notes:

• Keep temps dialed and VPD stable to maximize resin and aroma output.
• A light defoliation around week 3 of flower helps open up bud sites and control humidity.
• She stacks best in 5-gallon pots or larger with room to stretch her legs.
• Great feeder — handles organics or salts with ease.

Garidos is not for the weak-lunged. She’s bred for heads who want raw terp power, greasy trichs, and big-league flavor. This one’s pressure from seed to jar — and a true representation of what HOG stands for.